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[heartachedreamboy]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[thetaobella]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[heartachedreamboy]

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[heartachedreamboy]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[heartachedreamboy]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[taraljc]

not that kinda bog. less peat, for one thing, and 300% fewer mummified Celts.

[muirin007]

Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice: Now with 300% fewer mummified Celts!

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[occupy-democrats]

Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.

[mstar1960]

I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.

[occupy-democrats]

Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.

[doomy]

[bothwaystrustgoes]

also, it’s estimated that between 27 and 40 percent of all undocumented immigrants came here on planes.

[sindri42]

Even if you do have a wall, if you’re physically incapable of putting more than one person per mile of border to watch it anybody can climb over. A wall is not actually a barrier in a word that includes ladders. A wall is a great force multiplier if you’ve got people trying to defend a position from invasion or whatever, but if you have no people to defend you’re multiplying by zero.

[joehabana]

Do people know what narco tunnels are? Y'all need to realize that those are not only used by cartels to transport drugs…

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[internclarabelle]

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

[dead-men-disco]

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

[internclarabelle]

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

[hellenhighwater]

Last night I went up to my brother and said “Are we snakes?” by which I meant “Do you want to go to steak and shake for burgers at four am?” and he responded “Death is coming.” which I understood meant “Yes, but I’m tired so it’ll have to be earlier.” and somehow, without any further conversation, we both wound up in the car going to steak and shake at two am. 

If you sibling long enough your conversations become divorced from human language entirely. 

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[offense-is-the-best-defence]

Tulwar

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[multishipperpirateking]

Does anyone else ever think about how traditional fiction is categorised by plot/setting (romance, crime, thriller, fantasy) but fanfiction is categorised by the emotions it’s meant to give you (hurt/comfort, fluff, angst, smut)?

[ladyjanelly]

Never thought of it this way, but that’s fascinatingly true.

[nobiliorpomis]

#smut: the fifth emotion

[larissabernstein]

^ I misread that as “filth emotion”.

[dragonsrequiem]

Either way

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[prairiemouse]

it’s time to abandon the responsibilities of school and jobs and move into a Scottish castle to live as hermit witches.

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Anonymous asked:

question, why do delicious cakes cost so much to bake? okay cakes are cheap, but delicious ones cost like 30-40$ to get non pantry staple ingredients for

fuckingrecipes answered:

Take a cake mix from a box. Betty Crocker, Pillsbury, Duncan Hines, whatever the hell is on-sale.

They usually ask for you to add in some water, some cooking oil, and egg whites. 

Fuck that bullshit. 

Instead, replace water with milk (or buttermilk), use butter instead of oil, and use the whole goddamn egg. Toss in some extra vanilla extract. 

If you want to make it a bit spiced, add in some cinnamon/nutmeg/allspice

Want to make it gently lemony? Zest some lemon peel into the batter. 

Want it extra dense and moist? Add another fucking egg, half a package of vanilla pudding powder mix, and make sure to whip that batter extra hard and long. 

Welcome to rich, moist cakeland, entrance fee: $5

Enjoy impressing your friends. 

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[beetledrink]

came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published

[worm-disco-ai]

I didn’t see the pie on his face at first and I thought it meant he wasn’t the clear winner because of the emotional tax of killing a clown

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[littlelimpstiff14u2]

Luo Li Rong’s Bold, Graceful Figurative Sculptures

Luo Li Rong’s figurative sculptures evoke movement and intrigue, whether it’s the artist’s feminine, graceful figures or her otherworldly creatures. The China-born, Belgium-based artist has received several high honors, including commissions for the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing. A statement talks about the varied influences of the sculptor.

“In Belgium she remains true to her principles,” Art Center HOres says. “She continues with her work and concentrates on the techniques of the sculptors of Europe from the Renaissance, Baroque and other periods. Her sculptures dazzle the viewer with their beauty, craftsmanship and above all femininity.”

The artist is a graduate of the Beijing Central Academy of Fine Arts.

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[camwyn]

For those of you who’ve only seen this lady’s work through the famous ‘the sculptor’s a chinese woman you dork ass losers’ post, here’s some more!

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[milkandspoons]

i want everyone to know i read the tags

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[forget-no-sleep]

FINALLY

[vixyish]

One of the things I like about this: they’re doing it without shouting down women.

Because “that doesn’t happen to guys” *IS* a feminist issue. Male victims of abuse being dismissed, blamed or ridiculed because they weren’t “manly” enough is a part of patriarchy. And you can raise awareness of that without dismissing other feminist issues or bringing it up as a “counter argument” to problems women face.

MRAs, take note. This is how you actually support men’s rights.

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[loserslol]

The BEST question i’ve ever got EVER 

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[archibaldart]

Modern Tiana Portrait
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[archibaldart]

Modern Moana

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[archibaldart]

Modern Anna Portrait